Layla. 5 years old. Virgo. Underbite brings all the dogs to the yard. All-around heartbreaker.
“I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” - Marilyn Monroe
Likes: dragging humans through the 'hood, eating tomato seedlings, having humans around to warm seats for me, licking ice cream bowls.
Dislikes: when assholes tug on my jowls, being told "it's time to go," when people walk into the kitchen while I'm eating or drinking, being forced to go to the bathroom outside the comfort of my own yard.
Disclaimer: my Human manages this blog, as I lack opposable thumbs.
